THE LOWER 48 vs. ALASKA (BEAUTY EDITION)

“Honey, if you’re a 7 down there, you’ll feel like a 10 up here!”

In my old stomping grounds and birth state of AK, 13 years after my “Were you in 17 Magazine?” moment, a very flattering question by a very clueless villager women. Never before (and never there after) has there been such an ignorant remark so dearly held as a memento. 

I‘ll never forget when I was about 19 years old in the waitin area of a imy village airport in rural Alaska where my family has fished out of for 3 generations. These village airports are frozen in time — as are so many of its people. “Were you in 17 magazine?” I’ll never forget that comment. Clearly that women had not left the village in a long time if ever, to allude that I was a model. I laughed it off and quickly dispelled her curiosity. But, I should have milked it — heck, she could have asked for my autograph and that would have been hilarious, right?! Everybody has that one remark in life that remains an ego boost and that one was mine back in 2010 at a the impressionable age of 19 years old. What a memento. To think that this random lady came around the corner in Dillingham Airport (that is a village in Alaska, population 1,630) and alluded that I was some model as I was sitting waiting for my plane to go to Anchorage! I had just left a “neighboring” village called Chignik— about an HOUR’S plane ride away — where my family fished out of the past 4 generations. Flattered yet confused, I laughed inside because I never considered myself a 10 — more on a sliding scale between 7 and 8. But it’s all relative when you are in Alaska. That sentiment has been magnified even more over the years as I digest the “beauty relativity index” in Alaska (totally made-up term to discuss my following blog story).

Throughout the years I have reassured many friends who are feeling down about all the competition in the Low48: “Honey, if you’re a 7 down there, you’ll feel like a 10 up here!” Like a big fish in a small pond as far as beauty goes, not to mention the ratio of men to women: The total population of Alaska is estimated to be 734,821 with 386,649 males (52.62%) and 348,172 females (47.38%). There are 38,477 less females than males in Alaska and that means for every Travis Kielce-looking lumberjack there are less Taylor Swifts. Scaractiy! It’s a great feeling ladies when you find it in pockets of this count ry —I know my mom felt it when she met my dad in the fishing village back in 1978. Here are a few reasons why women might be able to feel better about themselves in the majestic “attic” of America….

ALASKA HAS BEEN DOMINATED BY MEN SINCE THE GOLD RUSH

Unlike Aspen, this is NOT a place where the women “instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano” but rather the men are the salmon — swimming upstream. Just imagine a whole country of testoserone who migrated to northand. I think every man I have dated had it on their bucket list to explore Alaska — and that made me feel cozy inside, after all, I was born up there into a 4th generation fishing family, the most rugged of them all. My great great grandfather sailed from his home from an archapelego in the Baltic Sea to Alaska. My great grandfather came over from Sweden as a fur trapper and married (or rescued one could say lol, as most marriages throughout history were just a way for the lady to leave the provision of her father’s house) my great grandmother. So the whole “AK bucket list” became almost a litmist test of their manlihood and an initiation of them into my life because why woudn’t a guy want to visit the most masculine country on earth? Whether you are at sea or on land, you can not escape the stereotype: since Alaska’s Klondike Gold Rush days in the late 1900’s this is still a man’s favorite playground (whether they are making money or not) and they will gleefully settle with a 7 like she’s a 10.

THERE ARE FEW PLACES LEFT IN THIS WORLD WHERE YOU CAN FEEL UNASSUMINGLY BEAUTIFUL 

Alaska is the opposite of, let’s say, Denmark: the most crisp clean TALL demographics of people (not to mention, largest sperm bank in the world, ow ow). I got first hand experience when me and my friend went there last April and just 3 days in we started to feel pretty insecure about all the beauty around us. We half jokingly said things like: “We need to get out of here — I’m starting to feel ugly!” Oh the weight of not having so many beautiful women around you ((AKA competition))) is a burden uniquely lifted when you arrive in Alaska. That is not to say I have not seen beauties, because their are diamond in the roughs up there and polished diamonds — either way, there are absolutely striking and beautiful NATURAL women in Alaska that do not fall in the hardy har har saying, “Alaska: where the men are men and so are the women.”

In addition to Denmark (but a different kind of beauty than Denmark) I Florida. Oh, what a caricature of feminine beauty. So many women are either fake Scandinavian à la Elon Nordegren (tiger Woods ex wife from Sweden) or a fake Kim Kardashian. The only thing fake I had going on in my 4year stint back in Florida (2012-2016) was the blonde dye and hair extensions—the rest of me was pure Alaskan-born Whitney dressed up like a Floridian gal on a Friday night.

The other Theory of Relativity: Natural born beauty (except for my bonde hair), I was just another 27year old “8” in the crowd of a lot more beautiful women back in Florida, meanwhile I would be like a “12” like a woman entering a men’s locker room up in Alaska. 

ALASKA IS THE LAND OF PLASTIC SURGERY VIRGINS

I might just be the best PR person for Alaska right now, bc think about: how inundated are we with plastic surgery IG reels, tiktoks and youtube videos on how we can morph our faces to contend with our AI filters? Dammit, we created this problem — it was never a problem before. So how do we escape? ALASKA. Where the mena are men and so are the women, you are sure to stand out, my friend. But mind you, don’t take that in the literal physical sense of a women looking all barely like a man. No no. Let em caveat that catch phrase with Alaska having of the most breathtaking natural beauties! Me and my family knew some of these ladies. They do stuff but still look like a women. And then there is a secondary way of viewing ht phrsez: the women who are doing the dude stuff and look very tomboy and masculine doing it — that is most of ALASKA. You will be a breath of fresh air to these boys — especially if you are coming from Smog Angeles, then of course it is you getting the breath of fresh air.

Lack of sun helps: my 90yr olde grandma’s skin looks better than some half her age down in theAlower 48.

BRISTOL PALIN’S FACE CHANGED WHEN SHE WENT SOUTH

Veneers, chin impact, upper bletheroplasty,… and a sprinlkle of something else I’m sure

One could see the changes in Bristol’s face all the way from Russia. Alaska’s first daughter (named after Bristol Bay where her dad fished out of) is what I call “lower48-erized”: plastic surgery seized her pscyhe as most women in the contigenous states are a victim of sich warped beauty culture down here. I mean, there is jsut no way would get these surgeries and other modifications in Alaska if she was still living full time up there. Alaska’s is alike a fermament against the harsh realities of the Kardashian culture down south: natural is cute when you are preteen but after that, an inadvertant quest to change your looks at the behest of a multi-billion dollar beauty culture takes hold in the minds of girls. but heck, now wmoen dont even have to leave ALaska tro be tainted by this beautification culture — it’s on their iPhones (thanks to social media). 

My motherland of Alaska is where plastic surgery dreams go to die because — why need it? The natural look is always in, ladies! Women are trying to strategize their dating odds by moving to a whole other other state or city. But, as the saying goes, “wherever you go, there you are”….and so are the men you have been meeting. You see, we are living in a strange time (just go check out almost every other blog of mine). So ,just because you might want to visit Alaska because there are more males up here, might I remind you of another trite phrase: “ the odds are god but the good are odd.”

But heck, all be damned if you don’t go back to the Lower48 with more confidence because, as I tell my frineds: if you are a 7 in the low48 you will be a 10 up here!

WHERE DO I STAND?

I think I have a unique perspective on Alaska as I spent almost half the year up there ever since I was born, and then in the Lower48 during the school season. It was always refreshing for me to go up to AK every year, not because I needed the validation of feeling more beautiful up there but because I already knew I was—I was returning to the state of my origins and baseline beauty. Upon reminescing, I was spared alot more comparision than I thought I had already endured in my young tender teenhood and I’m glad Alaska could act as a buffer. For example, I was always more demure compared to my fishing girl peers and I lived between two highly contrasting sentiments (or adages have you): “where the men are men and so are the women” (Alaska) and “where she’s not ugly she’s just broke” (Lower48). Both of these sayings irk me: they are short fringe commentaries on two different areas of America that stereotypes us woman. On one hand you got the rugged woman liberated from the chains of feminine beauty standards and on the other you have this competitive woman forever climbing the ladder of beauty with her deep pockets. I side more with my Alaskan side but I think there is a healthy pride to how a woman upkeeps herself — the question is, how much is too much? That is a personal journey for most women. But the Overton Window for plastic surgery normalization has almost passed and now it is no longer a unique thing that a woman does to herself— no, it’s commonplace. Plastic, fillers, Botox, you name it. So, since that Overton Window has passed in the Lower48, if you want to be be reminded what natural women still look like then come up to Alaska and you might be empowered to have stayed….exactly as you were before the culture pursuaded you into facial alterations.

  

$4.03 earned in one year after 38 stories published: Why I’m cancelling my Medium Membership

When your ship has sailed because the dock gave no solid anchorage for it...

I know I’m a damn good author as are SO many others who are complaining across the Internet about the scheemy nature of this platform that once was [insert early day medium memories]. Some of the best hidden gems are leaving Medium in droves. It’s too bad they were not given the opportunity to be discovered or platformed. Like the Land Run of 18(something) but in reverse: this exit from Medium is running away to a brighter future, to save what’s left of our self respect/dignity. And it’s not for a lack of trying: I’ve been on here for a year and have engaged with many accounts, been extremely proactive but only gained 183 followers while earning a total of about 4 bucks for hundreds of hours spent on here (a combination of writing my own stories, engaging and reading other’s work). This place was once an oasis for independent writers to land (perhaps I should have jumped on the bandwagon years ago) but even people who have been here for years and built up a handsome following STILL do not deserve the kind of backlash treatment from Medium. It’s slimy and grimy — heck, I’ll go as far to say insidious. Shani Silver wrote a tremendous amount of masterpeice articles here on Medium (that’s what intitially drew me to the site!) and then she departed recently — but not without a magnum opus of blog entries which I encourage everyone to read:

Medium Is Officially, Genuinely, Actually No Longer Worth It

How a once-beloved space for writers became a waste of my time.

shanisilver.medium.com

As a reader in general, I’m also fed up: Medium recommends the most basic bitch articles to me (on the discovery feed) which I’m no longer stomaching. I think a lot of these people have used ChatGTP and copy paste — I also don’t like how everybody uses Unspalsh. What the the heck, y'all — do you know the pennies photographers are earning for their work over their?? It’s like one unethical platform feeding another unethical platform.

One Million Reasons Unsplash Is A Disaster For Photographers & Designers

We recently featured an article by photographer Samuel Zeller touting the virtues of giving away photography on…

www.diyphotography.net

I have several people I actually follow but their work does not headline as much as other people who I am NOT following. Sound familiar? Yea, Medium is following after Instagram and dating apps: this pesky thing they do in the beginning to build up your hope and enthusiasm and then once they baited you in — GOTCHA! — they let go. Whiplash. Ghosting your good name. You were just an unsuspecting pawn in a pyramid scheme, that’s all this really is. It’s mentally and financially debilitating because all artists and writers want is for our name to be recognized (through validation in engagement) and respected (through financial compensation). As a children’s book author it’s even hard to make a living selling my books, and this article confirms I’m not crazy for thinking my books deserve more of the limelight:

How Do You Even Sell a Book Anymore? | The Walrus

As sales slump, the labour of trying to bottle hype is largely left to writers

thewalrus.ca


I‘ll cherish my $4.03 — a whole year’s worth of income and not even enough to buy a latte. Thanks Medium! Now I suggest you and your elite gatekeepers read the room of what the Internet is saying about you right now….


The farce behind “high value men”

The Andrew Huberman accusations got me to finally talk about something that has been bugging me for years now. **WARNING: sassy rant ahead**

Let’s amend that term already, shall we? Seriously, the terms “high value man” and “high value woman” make me cringe — how subjective! I mean, not everyone views the term “high value” in the same way. Thus, it is a strereotype, almost a caricature of what we deem a desireable man to be these days. So, let’s talk about that most secular definition of what a high value man is: A) one that is at least attractive to the majority of people (add to that, fit body and over 5'10 for specifics outside of facial qualities), B) makes a good living (+$100k/year) and C) has a personality/charm to him which is essential for those around him to even gain the consideration of him being high value in the first place. Andrew and the likes of him out there in public view right now fit that proverbial definition of “high value men.”

Now, let’s get into the weeds of the issue: sex. Pardon if I am number 100,498,385 person on the internet to use the tossed-around phrase “80% of women are sleeping with 20% of the men in this country.”, but pretty much ALL those 20% would fit into the stereotypical definition of “high value men”. All of these qualities make for getting women a lot easier. Thus, fitting that proverbial definition of “high value” means you can get a lot of women — but, in my critial-thinking book, it doesn’t mean you should. But do these men hold back? Nope. In a culture of sexual gratification — even if you are a straight male espousing conservative values — you still give into premarital sex. That reminds me of a comment I left on Adam Sosnik’s video:

Therin lies a cognitive dissonence on mass societal scale with no one seeming to ask my blunt question: why would being a man whore be high value? Ever since those pitiful high value phrases trended their way into our vernacular, I’ve been giving a strong side-eye towards dating culture. Andrew: just because you can get multiple ass at the same time, doesn’t mean you should. I passionately wrote an exposé on the subject of half-hearted love in this country which is due so much in part to the 20%/80% phenomenon I mentioned in the last paragraph.



Therin lies a cognitive dissonence on mass societal scale with no one seeming to ask my blunt question: why would being a man whore be high value? Ever since those pitiful high value phrases trended their way into our vernacular, I’ve been giving a strong side-eye towards dating culture. Andrew: just because you can get multiple ass at the same time, doesn’t mean you should. I passionately wrote an exposé on the subject of half-hearted love in this country which is due so much in part to the 20%/80% phenomenon I mentioned in the last paragraph.

https://medium.com/hello-love/passive-love-the-mediocrity-of-our-times-70b4942a178f

Ew. Gross. I mean, come on guys — think about the numbers racked up with these man whores. A Dan Bilzerian clip just came to mind right now — yikes! Mind you, womanizing Dan amassed his wealth in a pitiful “low value” way (just like Andrew Tate) and he is not easy on the eyes [mine at least]. Nonetheless, he would be deemed high value in our surface-thinking society because he can get women and rolls in dough to spoil these women in return for their “services.” These men are, in essence, bringing down their value by not having self control and bonding with one women. Sewing your wild oats for years on end is disgusting and juvenile. Andrew might be engineer/professor/podcaster/health guru (and I LOVE his videos btw — fascinating!) but he has a deficit to him: he is just like the other dudes who can’t master their lust. Andrew, BE DIFFERENT. Same goes for that other Andrew (Tate), those Fresh n Fit podcast bros and you, too, Justin Waller. I could name several in this cespool. The saddest part is that so many men out there think this is part of the high value man “package”: If I can and DO SLEEP with all these women then it must mean I’m high value!

I hate using the umbrella term “toxic masculinity” because I think it chastises men for just having male qualities that are a net positive to society but, in this particualr case, this is a net negative because, dear men, you are not weilding your sexual marketplace power in a productive way. You are having years of sterile sex with women who are not your wife — peel back the layers of logic, you know how BETA that is ?? Am I allowed to ask how many abortions are paid for by these men or did I just cross a bar? Think about it.

By restricting access to your fleshly desires, then you would be the TRUE definition of a high value: a man who can get any woman he wants but holds back because he has a MORAL SPINE. Self control — what a concept. Think about it: you pride yourself in self discipline and delayed gratifiction in every other area of your life — your career ladder, your fitness, your diet— except for when it comes to sex. Andrew Huberman is a statuesque, ruggedly attractive intellectual who was sleeping with multiple women at the same time — that only makes him partly high value. The hallmark of masculinity is self control in sex which I talked extensively about in my last blog on the epidemic of porn and sexual apathy in this country.
https://medium.com/@whitneylanderson/why-i-now-fastforward-through-rated-r-sex-scenes-05173f51b53e?source=post_page-----d84ed54ad872--------------------------------

Interestingly, because you are deemed “high value”, that gives you carte blanche to take advantage of other women and negatively impact the dating scape on a mass scale. Actual true high value men are like Tim Tebow — not because of his looks, his football accolades or his charm — but because of his FEAR OF GOD. The man has a spiritual spine not seen in alot of men these days. Most often that carries over to a RARE SELF CONTROL when it comes to sex. Granted, the man waited until he got married — and got teased because he wasn’t “taking advantage” of his high value situation to just get with women whenever and wherever he wanted. Taking advantage of his situation = taking advantage of women = jading their outlook of relationships and sexual relations they have in the future. Thus, the negative impact of these “high value” men is exponential.

If you are are not critically thinking about this then you will give into your vices when it comes to the sex you have available on tap. The culture will cheer you on for this attribute at first, but then women can come out of the woodwork, like in Huberman’s case, with a disdain for you. Your sexual past is alive and well: for every women you bind your body with, she WILL take you with her into her next relationship or marriage. Men actually imprint on women more than the other way around — so men, please head my advice today! You are the leaders in society. Stop giving into lust just because you have access to it — it’s the oldest sin in the book. Women, you can also help by having more self respect and agency to not give into premarital sex on your end. Gone are the days of men being excused from promiscuous behavior in the dating space because they have the halo of “high value” blanketing their reputations — and I don’t need to be Jean Grey to see right through it.

If you want to get the dish on my overall thoughts on dating, here is a platter I served up years ago (and its aging like Manchego):

Candace Owens: Woman of the Year

I know the year just started but it’s a no brainer, duh. Here are all my reasons why….

“I’m too pregnant for this. Life is tough, get a helmut” That comment was awesome. It wasn't said for sympathy grabbing or “coddle-me-I’m-pregnant and I can't handle your darts”. No, she was above the question, not below it. She was portaying tough love towards a snowflake activist.

HER LOWKEY MOTHERHOOD

She rarely advertises it or uses it as a crutch. What an OG in my book. Ahh, keeping your private life private — what a concept in 2024. There are a lot of mothers in the talk media world who rarely put their families on display (for safety sake) but which ones have also risen to fame while perpetually pregnant like Candace? I’m trying to think of one mother in talk media right now who rose to highest hights of fame within the past 5 years — all while being pregnant and giving birth 3 times. I remember when Anna Kournikova lowkey announced the birth of her babies. No announcement of her pregnancy though because she kept it shrouded in privacy — most people including myself almost wondered if she hired a surrogate. I was still so impressed: another mother who did not advertise her mommyhood! Sharing and advertising are two different things and I’m always prompted to speak about such important nunaces in life as this.

I feel like mommyhood should be life changing and, if they have the modern tools to gush about it to the world (i.e. the far corners of the internet), why not? But how often do you see that spill over into clout chasing and brand making? Little do moms realize this but that is what I see most of them doing these days — and for the past 15 years since the advent of social media. I bet Candace and other private moms like her are having a terrific time in motherhood but they feel little need to display it, to virtue signal and promote ( how tempting) the feminism modern woman ideal “you can have it all.” They are not exhibitionists of their private lives, they are living out those parts of their lives behind the scenes.

Nonetheless, Candace has even been interviewed saying that, if she had to decide between one or the other, she would choose motherhood over her burgeoning career — her “4th child” as I like to call it — any day. So, we know she is thriving not just in her work but very much in motherhood, too. I say that that because I think it’s no secret in 2024 that we know so many moms (not all but alot ) who overshare their family lives on SM are trying to compensate for something or are feeling a deficent somewhere.

How tempting it would be to show her beautiful mocha babies to the public, right?! But she doesn’t do that — you can count on one hand the amount of times she has posted about her family. Some may be thinking, Is all ok in the Owens-Farmer paradise?! Yes, we just need to rebrand what is OK: it’s actually OK to keep your private life private instead of frontload your marriage and motherhood life for the world to see and comment on. Heck, her husband George doesn’t even have a social media. She must be enjoying her private life but I revel in the way she carries herself online for being such a loud persona: she rarely speaks of her kids or husband and, when she does, it is always with context to the situation or subject at hand. Apart from setting a positive example of getting married and exuberantly have 3 kids in 5 years, she does not want to draw people in to her own life. She is already getting lots of attention as a media sensation that she would not want to bring any more attention to her kids. That’s not her brand, that’s not how she makes money. Nonetheless, that HAS what so many mothers have turned their online presence into: a celebration and “branding” of motherhood.

These women don’t realize it but brands are exactly what they’ve turned their husband and, now, their babies into. A bunch of POV videos and “totally candid” captures of their family life. Every time I get onto FB I wish Zuck could pay someone already to do a mute button on all family and romance pics. And, to not become a hypocrite when I finally do get married and have kids, I have already assigned a friend as an accountability partner in my life to keep me in check: “please slap me if I ever start posting pics of my baby who had no rights to the photographs being put out into the ether,” I tell my friend. Because I can sense how temping it must be — especially when so many close friends and mothers around you are partaking in this oversharing. They think it’s like some innocent innocuous activity — yes and no — but the negatives moreso outweigh the cons. Need I mention all the perverts out there?? Do your research and you’ll know what I’m referring to.

There’s ya girl in red in a pond of testoserone. She didn’t use her pregnancy as crutch or excuse. Candace rolls with the big dogs as her equal like feminists love to promote — the only difference is Candace is a staunch anti-feminist (in what the modern definition of the term denotes which, if you peel back the layers, is NOT pro woman at all). Although proud of being a woman and her femininity, she does not platform those things like feminists do everyday in order to get ahead in the media talking head industry of big dog males of which she is surrounded by. She uses purely her intellect.

Now, on face value, I am SO used to seeing women documenting every bit of their preganacy journey on social media that I thought Candace’s approach towards each birth of her children was less than enthusiastic. One would think she would lay out more family pics on her personal IG page and what not but, oh no, she keeps them closed off like precious lockets pendants on her chest — only to be opened and shown to people in her private circle. That is the nuance of privacy, someone’s private life shrouded with intentionality to preserve its sacredness of such familial and mother journeys — not it’s secretiveness but sacredness. There is a difference. I strive to live like that when I have a husband and children. Whenever I try to practice holding back on posting about my private life online, I just pretend its 1995 when mothers and wives had no access to social media and people were just living their family lives and giving updates through snail mail and landline phone calls.

AN ELOQUENT ATTACK DOG

A modern example of a newlywed perpetually pregnant women — who surely could have capitalized off the feminist motherhood trope “look at me, I can DO IT ALL!”— and yet Candace doesn’t brag outwardly about it, nor does she use it to get sympathy if someone is attacking her that day (which many ppl do). What is her armor you ask? Well, it’s a form of narcisism for sure. Narcissism comes in a lot of different forms and all your favorite media talking heads, much like politicians, have had to adopt a form of it to combat the crud of online attacks they receive daily from dissenters. It’s almost a form of job security — if you don’t have it, you won’t survive out there. Not all forms of Narcissism are bad like we love to label its umbrella mother word “Narcissism”. There are offshoots of it that are net positive for individuals and society as a whole to further the growth and survival of the tribal leadership of humans.

Her quiet confidence helps her thrive playing with the big dogs in society. A lot of men’s sole genetic code is to fight to the top of their field and reproduce monetarily and intellectually because they don’t have a womb and can’t grow life — but Candace excels in both. In fact, she barely made it known sitting behind that desk at DW with the table covering much of her belly for each of her 9 month gestations. When the 8th month did roll around she would do a side announcement like, “Ok guys, so I will be going on maternity leave in a couple weeks to birth my baby!” as if she were going on a long Target errand. Her forthcoming voice makes her a tour de force in the media but, without her chill almost incognito energy of motherhood, you would never know she had a family — or husband. Unless she has a “work mask” that she takes off to disarm herself everytime she goes home, I don’t know how any man’s ego could handle the mere presence of such a formidable woman like Candace Owens.


HER MARRIAGE

George meeting Candace — I could do a whole blog post on that, alone. I am FASCINATED by this pairing — mostly the efficiency of George asking Candace her hand in marriage less than 15 days after their first meet. That’s not normal, nor is it wise for most people — but, hey, after 5 years of marriage G & C have pulled it off elegantly well. You do not need several months or years to know who you want to marry. In fact, I thought most stories like this were only reserved for army men who met and married their brides because of WAR — not so much love — compelled them to grow up fast, snatch a good women while they could before being shipped off. Ah, gone are are those days of yesteryear courtship, enter Arrested Development where people can’t even decide if they want to get married after a YEAR of dating. But no George had no War to get to, he simply saw a women he wanted and went for it — no bullsh** 1 to 2 year dating story here!

I always thought my dating story would unfold in that oldschool way because I am a huge believer and proponant of short courting periods. Could their be a scientific reason behind that? Yes. Here’s a little lesson for all the so-called “high value men” out there (that subjective term makes m cringe and needs to be retired): did you know women are dropping not just one egg per month but 1,000? Yes, we are losing 1,000 precious eggs per month when we have our periods. Now you get why something happening to us on a molecular level is translated to a macro level through our emotions in that we don’t want to waste time in the dating space. So it is no wonder that we get anxiety when we still don’t know what’s in the books after we are dating after a couple months. Women, wake up and don’t be fooled: actions DO speak louder than words. And if a man is still dragging his feet after a year of dating you then save your sanity — and your fertility — for a better prospect.

There’s like 5 photos of George and Candace on the internet and I kinda like it — I’m exaggerating numbers but it’s low compared to most public figures. How refreshing for once, like I said for a woman not to brand her marriage 5 seconds after saying her vows. Maybe wait 10 years of being married before you start espousing all that it takes to be a good wife. I know Candace makes quips about her marriage (letting people know just enough about having a healthy marriage is key) and she has had him on her show a couple times over the course of many years since they have known eachother, but I love the shroud of mystery and sacred guardrail they put around their marraige so as not to let other’s opinions seep in or trying to make others jealous. Because, I am kind of jealous inside: 3 babies in 5 years — mocha, too, they must be SO CUTE! Also, to think George knew you were the one after like 12 days of conversaiton and not having even kissed you!

Most women after the age of 30 can’t stand the dating BS and just want to get to married and have babies already. My friend has a really good word for it: auditioning. We are auditioning for the role of wife to a man and mother of his child. There are many cases of women auditioning to several guys within one calendar year, while some other women audition loyally to one man for years — in both cases, marriage, unfortunately, does not spring from it. How dispairing. So, when I heard about the way George locked it down with Candace I was like, encore to that scenario! In the midst of a world where men are handicapped by influx of choice (thc dating apps), objectification of women and inepetitude of red pill podcast bros turning them away from marriag, George Farmer knew what he wanted and Candace reciprocated the attraction right back. What a beautiful unicorn of coupledom story that I wish existed more today…

HER PARALLELS TO RIHANNA


Like Rihanna, Candace is Afro Caribbean and those girls have an X Factor atittude in the blood: they don’t give a fudge. You can see it in Rihanna with her musical collection and outside of her music the way she carries herself in the world though fashion and her biz ventures. THESE GIRLS BE HUSTLING. I remember when that song came out “Bitch Better Have My Money” trolling a former woman who used to work for her. Likewise, I love it when Candace trolls and exposes public personas for who they really are. Speaking her mind and tapping into the Pandora’s Box of taboo topics, I think Candace is the Rihanna of the conservative talk world. If Rihanna were a conservative pundit (is that a word?) she would be Candace who, as the world can see, nails modest fashion everytime.

COMBATING HO & WOKE CULTURE

P.S. to the genius photoshopper who works for GQ — you forgot to clean up a spot (there is a gap between the bottom of Cheeto bag and black jacket).

Candace has been boots on the ground these past 6 years trying to clean up Hoe & Woke country by going to college campuses and getting down in the debate trenches while fully pregnant and wading through the muck of several WHATEVER podcast appearances. Meanwhile Kim K makes the GQ Man of the Year cover. Make it make sense. Oh wait, if it did make sense in our crazy economy then GQ might be in the toilet by bowing to any semblance of descency and commonsense. Therefore KimK was the perfect pick for “man of the year’. And, we all know, in commonsense country, the accolade for Best Woman of the Year would be CandaceO… and, as she would say, that’s all I’m going to say about that.

Running with….Candace? That “What is our leader going to say?!” scene is my favorite in the movie Forrest Gump. Waiting with anticipation, this is a metaphor for me and the millions of others who watch Candace everyday. Save for the fact that Forrest says nothing profound or intellectual here, compared to what Candace says on a daily basis when she has the undivided attention of millions of supporters who are all eyes and ears waiting for her monolgue speeches. Running with renegade jogger Forrest throughout America is what its like to tune into Candace Owens every day….